Deadstar Assembly – CRAZY TOUR STORIES

This crazy story from the road was written by the rock band, Deadstar Assembly. You can check out their story, after the break.

My crowning “crazy” tour moment happened in Dallas a couple years back. We were starting our tour there and we got into town a day ahead of time. Every year around Halloween in Dallas, an invite-only event called Disturb-a-thon is held, which is basically an underground extreme fetish party. We just so happened to be invited to come and check this party out. Its very “Eyes Wide Shut” in the sense that the location is not released until the night of the event. So we show up to this shady industrial park, not knowing what to expect, and are escorted in. At the entrance there is a line of people waiting to get in – most wearing nothing at all, live animals in cages, and two hallways you can choose to enter into this maze of fetish and debauchery. After exploring for a bit, I had to use the bathroom. The group and I eventually found where it was located but on the door was a sign that read “DON’T WASTE YOUR URINE IN THERE. IF YOU HAVE TO PEE, CALL: XXX-XXXX”. So of course one of my bandmates calls the number and almost immediately this old man, completely naked and covered in body piercings, walks up. He lays down a couple puppy pee pads and works his way down on the ground almost laying on his back and says “Go ahead”. Not knowing if I actually could go through with this, it took a little egging on from my friends and a bit of liquid encouragement. So I whip it out and started peeing on this old man. He tried to aim it so it was going into his mouth but I couldn’t handle that. You have to draw the line somewhere I guess!!

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