Broken Links – TOUR TIPS

This set of Tour Tips comes from the alternative band, Broken Links. You can check them out after the break.

1. Pack a hoody or a blanket. You may think you have accommodation sorted with the venue, but most times they’ve forgot, so brace yourself for a cold nights in some car park inside your Vauxhall Xafira!
2. So you think band’s on tour shag like rabbits with their hoards of groupies? Well its a myth, even Face from the A-Team would find it hard getting laid on tour…expect plenty of wanking…so pack an extra few pairs of socks!
3. A tour diet mainly consists of Fast Food at motorway services, so you’re going to either wind up constipated, or shitting through the eye of the needle. So pack laxatives and nappies.
4. Don’t pack hundreds upon hundreds of CDs into the tour vehicle unless you’re giving them away for nothing, they’re a bugger to shift and you’ll end up paying twice as much for petrol carting them from toilet venue to toilet venue…..that’s unless you’re Muse, in which case, take them guys, you’re bound to shift them.
5. Last but no means least, if wearing button fly jeans, before you hit the stage, check they’re all done up. There’s nothing more embarrassing than ripping out your best rock star lunge mid-set, only to present the audience with your shriveled up member poking through your flies.

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