In this Dream Tour segment, the alternative pop artist, glooms, reveals who he would want on his ultimate tour lineup. You can check out their picks, after the break.
A dream tour line-up for me consists of both people I fuck with musically (people I’d want to see perform again and again each night) and people I genuinely think I could hang out with. No one wants to tour with assholes, let’s be honest.
With that being said I feel like my first choice is pretty self-explanatory. Post Malone. Yeah, my man’s music is fucking great, but more importantly, I feel like Post could be anyone’s best friend. He seems like the kind of dude who would fuck up a show, outdrink me, and then hold my hair back while I puke my guts out while simultaneously (yet somehow lovingly?) calling me a bitch. That’s friendship. That is dream tour material.
Two words, ASAP Rocky.
Again, music I could listen to night after night…but come on…If I could be half as fly as Rocky my life (love life in particular) would be waaaay less complicated. The ladies know what I’m talking about. Teach me your ways Rock!
Have you ever seen a dude who gives off more consistently positive vibes? Would 10/10 tour with him off of good energy alone. We would end up staying up until 2amtalking about art and love and poetry and the concept of relative beauty and I would leave that tour a changed man. You’re the shit, Mike. Let’s write sometime?
Have you listened to The Sailor? In my opinion (and the opinion of many of my peers) it should be up for 2019 best hip hop album of the year. Brian is younger than I am and his musicality is honestly superior in every way. That album is like a mix of Fergie and Jesus. It was like the first time I heard the Beatles. Must I quote any more late 2000s comedy’s? No? Awesome.