Holy White Hounds – DREAM TOUR Holy White Hounds – DREAM TOUR
In this Dream Tour segment, the rock ‘n roll band, Holy White Hounds, let you know who they would like on their ultimate tour... Holy White Hounds – DREAM TOUR

In this Dream Tour segment, the rock ‘n roll band, Holy White Hounds, let you know who they would like on their ultimate tour lineup. You can check out the feature, after the break.

Our dream tour would open with the ghost of Buddy Holly subbing in as the frontman for Weezer. Next up would be a Puddle of Mudd tribute band featuring all the members of Nirvana. Third on is Tegan and Sara with Donald Trump as their tour manager.

All bands have two hour sets and must perform an obligatory cover of “I Wanna Hold Your Hand” by The Beatles.

We would then come on stage four hours late, in typical rockstar fashion, and deliver thirty minutes of hard hitting jams. We would play our single “Switchblade” three times and cover CCR’s “Lookin Out My Back Door” as an encore. We would be also flanked by a team of background singers of our favorite porn stars.

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Mariah Spiering Contributing News/Feature Writer

I am a graduate of Point Park University with a degree in Sports, Arts, and Entertainment Management. I’m also a concert enthusiast. If I’m not at a show, then I’m probably hanging out with my cats.