In this Dream Tour segment, the alternative rock artist, Jeris Johnson, reveals who he would want on his ultimate tour lineup. You can check out their picks, after the break.
My dream tour would look like one giant worldwide earth-sized circle pit. Metallica, Slipknot, xxxtentacion, Jeris Johnson. The absolute dream team of pioneers, boundary pushers, and mosh pit overlords. Every show descends into pure chaos and bliss. We travel the globe, city to city, country to country, riding a sonic wave of heart trembling 808’s and ear-shattering guitars.
Naturally I, Jeris Johnson will headline this tour as I am by far the biggest draw out of all these artists. Slipknot will open the show, followed by X, and then Metallica. Every night. I will enter the stage in a full suit of armor carrying a giant sword that I thrust into an animatronic dragon. Fire erupts from the dragon’s mouth as the beat of my first song begins. The crowd goes wild.
Every night after the show I go to the back of the venue and sign autographs, take pictures, and generally just connect with all the amazing people who just came and partied with me. I love hanging out with people and getting to know as many people as I can. And I love to please a crowd. After that, I will sleepily stumble into my tour bus, play a little PS5, and go to bed until I get to wake up and do it all over again.