Jonny Burke – TOUR TIPS

Rock artist, Jonny Burke, was kind enough to write a set of helpful Tour Tips that you guys can learn from. You can check them out after the break.

Jonny Burke – TOUR TIPS

Rock artist, Jonny Burke, was kind enough to write a set of helpful Tour Tips that you guys can learn from. You can check them out after the break.

1. When you have to leave for another city at 6 the next morning and that anonymous, attractive member of the opposite sex is offering to let you come stay at their place, just remember that dude who woke up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing
2. Things that make a van smell bad – eating in the van, leaving dirty laundry in the van, taking off shoes in the van – just don’t do it.  I can’t stress this enough people!
3. Chain drinking energy drinks is evil – do you really wanna have a heart attack at 29 yrs old? If you are gonna use drugs, at least do something fun…
4. When you stop to fill up in small rural towns – whether it be western Kansas or western Pennsylvania – be polite and move it along (think easy rider).   Locals who don’t like people that look like they are in bands are not just relegated to the Southeast.
5.Have a grudge against a band member?  There is nothing better than some morning flatulence in the motel bed, then pull the sheets over their head as they are just opening their eyes. The quarrels that ensue may force a cancellation of the rest of the tour, but you will have made your point. (Wait, maybe this should be something I should be advising against…)

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