Oxymorrons – TOUR TIPS

This set of Tour Tips were written by New York based alternative hip-hop group, Oxymorrons. You can check them out after the break.

1. Make sure you pack condoms. Practice safe sex. That shit on your lip can end up having some shit on it’s lip.

2. Bring unlimited road music. There is nothing worse than having to resort to Rebecca Black;s “Friday” for the next 200 miles.

3. Sleep is necessary. Although referred to as the cousin of death, your body needs it when performing night in and night out. Sleep is the step brother of life on tour.

4. Comfortable clothing for travel.  Never leave home without your Nike sweatsuit.  Nike, hit us up for that sponsorship!

5. Try to eat good.  Avoid fast food and rest stop hot dogs, those are worse than the street meat in NYC! Pause.

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