This new set of Tour Tips were written by the rock band, Royal Bliss. You can check out their tips after the break.
1. (Jake’s tip) Promote yourself!!! every member should be at that Merch booth every night that $10 extra dollars you make might you get home or possibly buy you a cheap lap dance.
[2. (Taylor’s tip) Take your Vitamins and Airborn they wont stop herpes but they might keep you from getting a cold.
3. (Dwayne’s tip) Don’t eat foods your stomach can’t handle on drive days… Your band will hate you and you’ll regret it.
4. (Neals’ tip) The road gets tough when your crammed in a van or motorhome for weeks on end, Tensions can get high. Keep band moral up and splurge a lil if nescessary , have a nice meal, go see a movie, go Bowling how about a trip to a cheap ass strip club and buy everyone a lap dance from a toothless Midg…..Little person. You got to have a good time and work together.
5. (The whole band’s tip) Deoderant and Baby wipes are a must have… your Balls will appriciate it.