Scum of the Earth – TOUR TIPS

This set of five Tour Tips comes from Riggs from Scum of the Earth. You may be familiar with Riggs from his time as Rob Zombie’s guitarist. He has some good advice on touring, so check out his tips after the break.

1.  No shitting on the bus! – There is no sewer … it just sits there … festering!  Seconds will seem like hours!
2.  Hide all your shit! – Anyone and everyone that comes on the bus will pocket your shit!
3.  Bring promo! – Spread the word about your band.   Even people who don’t know who you are want free shit.
4.  Sleep with your head facing away from the driver! – Feet first.  That way you won’t break your fucking head!   I’ve seen it happen several times.
5.  Have fun!  It’s rock N roll! – You can be a snooty fuck hole when you get back home and pretend you sold out every show, fucked every chick on the planet, met every celebrity, made every deal known to mankind, sold millions in merch, are huge in Europe, people actually like you, are starting a supergroup, drank more booze than anyone in history, partied at the Playboy Mansion, made a porno, are starring in a blockbuster movie, etc.  Your mom will just tell you to get a job!

P.S.  Don’t forget your meds!

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