The Shaky Harlots – PRESHOW RITUALS The Shaky Harlots – PRESHOW RITUALS
In this Preshow Rituals segment, the garage rock band, The Shaky Harlots, reveal what they do before taking the stage. The Shaky Harlots – PRESHOW RITUALS

In this Preshow Rituals segment, the garage rock band, The Shaky Harlots, reveal what they do before taking the stage. You can check out their rituals and stream the band’s newest single, Attitude, after the break.

So our preshow ritual usually consists of Brynna listening to the whole Led Zeppelin discography seeped up and reversed while doing yoga. After a nice reversed led yoga session, she likes to moonwalk in a Michael Jackson outfit for a few hours just before she FaceTime’s her mom to chat with her beloved dog Rupert Root Beer the Third and sings him to sleep with a song that no-one has herd besides her and Rupert Root beer the Third.

 

Laramie will go to the nearest laundromat to wash all his socks because he’s a huge Forest Gump fan. After he has washed a minimum of three pairs of socks, he then goes and watches Jay Reatard live shows and eats chocolate covered potato chips writing notes to his future cats.

 

Jared is the early bird the day of shows. He wakes up with the sunrise takes a long walk while playing a Conga Sound Plate in the city preferably in a nice neighborhood, then comes and wakes Laramie and Brynna up and cooks them breakfast French Toast two pieces of bacon and one egg and they all watch the cramps live at Napa State Mental Hospital and after that he time travels to 1956 to play drums for Elvis to warm up for the gig especially if we are in a place where its cold.

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Mariah Spiering Contributing News/Feature Writer

I am a graduate of Point Park University with a degree in Sports, Arts, and Entertainment Management. I'm also a concert enthusiast. If I'm not at a show, then I'm probably hanging out with my cats.