The Venetia Fair – TOUR TIPS

Rock band, The Venetia Fair, have written a set of helpful Tour Tips for you guys to learn from. You can check them out after the break.

1. Respect the van. You live here. If you break it, you are homeless, idiot.
2. Be Nice. All those idiots you’re hanging out with will hate you if you’re mean and that’s bad. You gotta keep things movin’ smoothly so stay patient, stay hydrated and stay fucking way.
3. Don’t be a pussy. Don’t piss your gas money away ‘cause you don’t wanna sleep in the van. Don’t spend money on stupid food. Bar-S hot/dogs from Wal-Mart ‘cause they’re cheap and also whatever.
4. Don’t be a pussy. If you’re uncomfortable, shut up. Figure it out yourself how to get the things that make you comfortable. Everyone is uncomfortable, nobody cares.
5. No chicks. They fuck literally everything up. Every time. Do whatever you gotta do or whatever, but leave ‘em behind.

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